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lifehackable:

maybe the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit

yoli-yolo:






“Diana Matheson tries to nutmeg Tobin Heath.”

Good luck with that.

tobin nutmegged the attempted nutmeg im dying.

You can’t nutmeg the nutmeg queen

Poor Matheson… Tricked by her own attempt of trick

That’s right muthafucka

yoli-yolo:

“Diana Matheson tries to nutmeg Tobin Heath.”

Good luck with that.

tobin nutmegged the attempted nutmeg im dying.

You can’t nutmeg the nutmeg queen

Poor Matheson… Tricked by her own attempt of trick

That’s right muthafucka

fedorabronylover69:

drunk-ramblings:

motivationator:

crosnealkin:

Wow

 my heart just dropped.. tbh I was expecting something entirely different.

Gave me the chills. That’s just fucking awesome.

The story was great BUT THE COMMENT ON THE BOTTOM

fedorabronylover69:

drunk-ramblings:

motivationator:

crosnealkin:

Wow

 my heart just dropped.. tbh I was expecting something entirely different.

Gave me the chills. That’s just fucking awesome.

The story was great BUT THE COMMENT ON THE BOTTOM

If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.


"so you aren’t being paid to play, there’s no incentive. you work full time, people are traveling long distances like yourself to get to practices and then again for away games. why do you play?" (x)

"so you aren’t being paid to play, there’s no incentive. you work full time, people are traveling long distances like yourself to get to practices and then again for away games. why do you play?" (x)


edit//jack dempsey-ap

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soccphan:

Can you really blame Desiree Scott?

Everybody want to hang out with Alex Morgan… ;-)

uswntalltheway:

j-m-r:

pleased princess

"hell yeah, I just did that"